I have a chronic problem: I want to be good at everything…. without having to try.
The first part seems fair, doesn’t everyone want to be good at everything?
It’s the without trying part that gets me. I want to be good at it all. Nevermind that people spend massive amounts of time practising and perfecting their craft, I want to be good at it immediately!
As you can imagine, this has gotten me really far in life.
- I have a ukelele that I know about 4 chords for.
- I have 20 pounds of alpaca fur that I was going to spin into yarn, that I bought a year ago. None of which has magically turned into yarn.
- I have a shoebox full of every kind of makeup imaginable, I know how to use none of it.